Barkley Excuse Thread

[Llyrap]

I don't buy it. Occam's razor suggests an agent with a lucrative plan. It's a shame, I just hope it gets done quickly this time.

Thank you. Just learnt a new phrase - occam’s razor.

 

[andym78]

He was ready to sign a new contract until he saw how much fun Cenk was having in London over the last week.

So it's all Instagram's fault.

 

[magicjuan]

He wants to play abroad

 

[aglee]

He can't be bothered playing football anymore - was worried he'd walk back into our first team and decided to move to a club where he could almost guarantee weekends off.

 

[Toffeeslam]

he is not a rat it bad mishandeling - under Koeman and Walsh over our transfer policy in general its been disastrous - why was his contract left for so long if he had been fussy rid him at top price - we hang on to players who are to old useless or let their contracts run down -Fact!

Your right his not a rat, he is a gynormous rat who REFUSED to sign a new contract offered over a year ago.

We tried to get rid for £30m but the bell decided he didn’t want to leave so now left with him leaving for peanuts.

His being a walley and snide about leaving in a fashion that’s designed to harm the interests of his supposed boyhood club.

Nah his an enormous rat

 

[Huyton Layne]

He's secretly part of the National Front and wants to live near his kin

 

[Andy_Oz]

He’s gone to find some balls. Someone told him they’re usually down south.

 

[Moomin]

Lack of Nigerian style food in the North West, plenty in London.

 

[LEONARD]

Franny Jeffers Part 2.

 

[Brahford]

Gerrard must reget not buckinga gangster gal ..

 

[ricer10]

He's just confused ...thought Stamford Bridge was the new stadium and the Chelsea kit was our latest badge redesign......
" I'm a blue ?! , right ? "

 

[Nymzee]

Reckons he's safe in Fabric.

 

[Toffeeslam]

He wants to buy a certain newspaper that’s not available on Merseyside. It’s the only one he can read

 

[smileychap]

Reckons he's safe in Fabric.

Or Mangle E8, for that matter.

He's right up there with Dan Gosling for being led around by his agent and now through lack of game time not only Everton but his agent AND Ross himself will all end up with less. Speaking of which, Dan Gosling is where now...

True story.

 

[Jags]

As a massive Liberal Democrat, young Ross Barkley has departed for London to learn the area before he runs against Theresa May and Lord Buckethead in the 2022 general election.