Bad Blerts

[McBain]

Name them and shame them.

T - Pain.

You just assaulted my ears, wasted my time, and made me think about the demoralizing contempt for which you suck the very life out of our hypocritical culture.

I don't want to take my shirt off.

I don't want to hear that song, or anything you do, ever, ever again.

 

[chicoazul]

Applauding here.

 

[Cena]

Adrian Durham.

You've got a girls name and your a massive bell that pollutes the airwaves with your sh1te football knowledge and utter garbage views about the sport. Melt and blert on a severe level

 

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

Blerts, Melts, Bells?

Of course, derogatory talk for individuals that don't measure up.

Too many to mention, I have a list so long that it stretches from Wavertree to Wisconsin, but I'll start with all weather forecasters.

More bells than a plague of morris dancers those,

I'll stop there.

 

[McBain]

The hot ones are good though.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo not T-Pain.

How can anybody who comes up with this : YouTube - I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Album Version possibly be a blert.

Just not possible.

 

[McBain]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo not T-Pain.

How can anybody who comes up with this : YouTube - I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Album Version possibly be a blert.

Just not possible.

Im putting DBRAG into the Blerts category. Have you heard 'Take Your Shirt Off'? He just slotted himself in below the Black Eyed Peas with that one, and the were right at the bottom of the barrel.

 

[atrottel]

But you have to admit that taking the mick out of yourself with I'm On A Boat is fairly non-blertish. Never heard Take Your Shirt Off, so maybe that makes one of us a blert?

(Add: I also thought Justin Timberlake was a blert - or something along those lines - until the wonderful Dick in a Box.)

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Flavour flav. They say rap stars live short lives, then why the hell is this man still alive

 

[COYB]

only on an everton forum ya see a thread like this!

Lady Gaga - claims to be a woman

we all no he's gorra fat schlong under dem bills of his

 

[COYB]

pete price - the nobed who carrys a handbag

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Im putting DBRAG into the Blerts category. Have you heard 'Take Your Shirt Off'? He just slotted himself in below the Black Eyed Peas with that one, and the were right at the bottom of the barrel.

I haven't.

But if its worse than Black Eyed Peas i fully endorse your blert assessment.

Being on a boat does not make up for being worse than BEP.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Flavour flav. They say rap stars live short lives, then why the hell is this man still alive

Cause he's a leg-end.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh booooooooooooooooooooy.

 

[McBain]

Federer, cause you are strangling competitive tennis you Blert

 

[heatmeiser]

only on an everton forum ya see a thread like this!

Lady Gaga - claims to be a woman

we all no he's gorra fat schlong under dem bills of his

Take that back you monster!

Well, the bit about them being a blert.

You still would. We all would. Just some of us might pretend not to.
Anyone posting after this saying 'ooh i wouldnt she's a minger is obv gay