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SaskatchewanStu
Player Valuation: £50k
Absolute bollocks lads, they've already allowed us and other clubs to talk to him. He's worth €0.00 in a years time so they're not waiting for release clauses to be triggered. Done.
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
This thread is actually reminding me of the Who Shot JR drama in Dallas
Was it Sexy Napoli - with her sultry Volcanos and tempting offer of European adventure next season luring him to an isolated spot on the coastline - only to cut it short with a sicilian smile or a bullet in the back of the head over a bowl of linguini...
Was it Chelsea - it normally is if you believe our lovebale neighbour, Polonium the weapon of choice normally for the loveable Ruskies so an dark horse to have changed their MO
Will it be our next door neighbour, known to like bullets in the post, maybe one this time was loaded into the gun...
Or will it be Us, newly added to the Main actors this season, Normally bringing a knife with us, have we finally decided to bring a gun - AND USE IT!
Stay tuned for the revelation - one friday coming soon
Was it Sexy Napoli - with her sultry Volcanos and tempting offer of European adventure next season luring him to an isolated spot on the coastline - only to cut it short with a sicilian smile or a bullet in the back of the head over a bowl of linguini...
Was it Chelsea - it normally is if you believe our lovebale neighbour, Polonium the weapon of choice normally for the loveable Ruskies so an dark horse to have changed their MO
Will it be our next door neighbour, known to like bullets in the post, maybe one this time was loaded into the gun...
Or will it be Us, newly added to the Main actors this season, Normally bringing a knife with us, have we finally decided to bring a gun - AND USE IT!
Stay tuned for the revelation - one friday coming soon
ianefc
Player Valuation: £70m
Well done mate.
MichaelEFC96
Player Valuation: £15m
Just get it sorted Everton
BiggyRat
Player Valuation: £35m
Yeah, it just goes to prove that we were never a chance last year...
Toffeeslam
Player Valuation: £40m
BiggyRat
Player Valuation: £35m
So.....it was all a dream then?
The Belgian journo saying here we go again doesnt fill me with confidence. Zenit are probably like Dinamo Kiev are with Yarmolemko and Dnipro were with Konoplankya who Liverpool were on the verge of signing but Dnipro pulled the plug at the last minute.
Think he's basically saying that Zenit are a nightmare to deal with. We cant waste too much time if they are messing about - we need to set a date and move on.
Think he's basically saying that Zenit are a nightmare to deal with. We cant waste too much time if they are messing about - we need to set a date and move on.
ianefc
Player Valuation: £70m
Christ lad, you think I didn't notice that? FFS.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Nuke them
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