At this time of year...

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Who is/was your worst nightmare?

Anyone with gauges in their 'kin ears (triggered!)...KOFF, you're not a Suri from Ethiopa, you're a white middle-class turd like me.

 

[BITTER TWISTED & BLUE]

Name checks out.

I take it you weren’t around in 1985 to feel the pain?

 

[Joey66]

@Joey66 crying over his heating allowance or something

Nice & Warm mate

@Joey66 crying over his heating allowance or something

Nice & Warm mate

 

[Tony Hibbert's Wife]

I take it you weren’t around in 1985 to feel the pain?

First game I remember was the 1989 Cup Final. That pretty much set the tone for supporting the blues.

 

[supertoffee98]

The sound of Christmas music on November 1st

 

[Seathestars]

I remember booking into a bed and breakfast years ago down south. Was on a course.
It was at the time Fred and Rose West were headline news.
The owners of this B&B (husband and wife) walked around in their bare feet.
I had a feeling they were into some kind of kink although I don’t know what.
The wife of the couple knocked at my room door a few times for no real reason.

I called my wife and said if I disappear tell the police to dig up the garden.

 

[chrismpw]

The wife saying her mum is coming for her pre-Christmas visit a week or so before the day (she lives miles away). Her mum HATES Christmas, never misses a moment to tell everyone how awful it is, comes empty handed and normally delivers the family a dose of Christmas flu.

 

[Tommy Chong]

The wife of the couple knocked at my room door a few times for no real reason.

Was she fit at least, mate?

 

[Seathestars]

Was she fit at least, mate?

No, and I think she had a screw loose.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Who is/was your worst nightmare?

Apart from the Fat Spanish Waiter I go for Michael Myers from the Halloween movies. Just above Hannibal the Cannibal.

What about Freddy Krueger, mate?

Have you ever had a wet nightmare?!?
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