Anyone with gauges in their 'kin ears (triggered!)...KOFF, you're not a Suri from Ethiopa, you're a white middle-class turd like me.
At this time of year...
- Thread starter Jokerdan
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Anyone with gauges in their 'kin ears (triggered!)...KOFF, you're not a Suri from Ethiopa, you're a white middle-class turd like me.
BITTER TWISTED & BLUE
Player Valuation: £1m
I take it you weren’t around in 1985 to feel the pain?
Tony Hibbert's Wife
Player Valuation: £750k
First game I remember was the 1989 Cup Final. That pretty much set the tone for supporting the blues.
supertoffee98
Player Valuation: £1m
The sound of Christmas music on November 1st
I remember booking into a bed and breakfast years ago down south. Was on a course.
It was at the time Fred and Rose West were headline news.
The owners of this B&B (husband and wife) walked around in their bare feet.
I had a feeling they were into some kind of kink although I don’t know what.
The wife of the couple knocked at my room door a few times for no real reason.
I called my wife and said if I disappear tell the police to dig up the garden.
It was at the time Fred and Rose West were headline news.
The owners of this B&B (husband and wife) walked around in their bare feet.
I had a feeling they were into some kind of kink although I don’t know what.
The wife of the couple knocked at my room door a few times for no real reason.
I called my wife and said if I disappear tell the police to dig up the garden.
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
The wife saying her mum is coming for her pre-Christmas visit a week or so before the day (she lives miles away). Her mum HATES Christmas, never misses a moment to tell everyone how awful it is, comes empty handed and normally delivers the family a dose of Christmas flu.
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
Was she fit at least, mate?
No, and I think she had a screw loose.
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