Ask Jamo Martinez

[Whitebootman]

1. Have you ever had your fortune read by a gypsy at a fairground?

2. What's your favourite line from an old black & white movie?

 

[ricardobee]

1) why are there so many brothels in Southern spain

2) is you a gangsta on da run like, like dat ronnie biggs or summit

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

1) why are there so many brothels in Southern spain

2) is you a gangsta on da run like, like dat ronnie biggs or summit

ronnie knight mate he was the costa one.

1) do the espaniardo's think Rafael is as big a blert as us ?

2) is mikel the best little spaniard that they know ?

 

[ChicagoToffee]

1. Pizza - thin crust or thick?
2. Favorite drink?
3. Do you favor a France v. Ireland replay?

 

[Jamo Martinez]

1. Have you ever had your fortune read by a gypsy at a fairground?

2. What's your favourite line from an old black & white movie?

1. Noooo
2. 'You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead'

 

[Jamo Martinez]

1) why are there so many brothels in Southern spain

2) is you a gangsta on da run like, like dat ronnie biggs or summit

1. well, where there's a demand.....
2. I was wanted. for the poll tax.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

ronnie knight mate he was the costa one.

1) do the espaniardo's think Rafael is as big a blert as us ?

2) is mikel the best little spaniard that they know ?

1. No they tend to believe the media which bigs him up
2. Unfortunately, we're a bit off the radar over here

 

[Jamo Martinez]

1. Pizza - thin crust or thick?
2. Favorite drink?
3. Do you favor a France v. Ireland replay?

1. prefer thin.
2. Beer/coffee
3. No

 

[Jamo Martinez]

When am I getting my £20 back?

Goat took it off me

 

[chicoazul]

Have you ever woke up on a beach.

What is the longest period you have went without sleep.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I'll do ToxtethBlue's for him:

1. What is your heritage, including family history, date and place of birth, reason for living in Spain, connection to Everton?

2. What are your opinions on every Everton player and is there one issue in particular about one of them that I can pinpoint to irritate you?

1. Grand parents Irish. parents born in Birkenhead as was I on 13 June 1965. Fell in love with my wife when she was studying and working in Birkenhead. As far as Everton is concerned, I was chosen.

2. They're all boss except the ones who aren't that good

 

[heatmeiser]

1) Would you rather have little heads on the ends of your fingers that screamed at you all day long or feet growing out of your ears that tried to make you walk away whenever you lay down?

2) If you were a vegetable, which would you be?

 

[chicoazul]

Loving this thread.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Have you ever woke up on a beach.

What is the longest period you have went without sleep.

Yes, I've had little naps on the beach during the day but if you mean woke up in the morning, No.

20 years ago, I used to take stuff that seemed fun but wasn't good for me (or anyone), so a few times I was awake for a couple of days on the trot.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

1) Would you rather have little heads on the ends of your fingers that screamed at you all day long or feet growing out of your ears that tried to make you walk away whenever you lay down?

2) If you were a vegetable, which would you be?

1. Fingers with screaming heads. I can handle hellish days as long as I can sleep at night.

2. Potato