Ask Dele- Beans

[kev]

Dear Dele

Me and my wife shop in Lidl, but whenever we need to buy baked beans, she is adamant that she will only eat “proper” Heinz beans, which Lidl (more often than not) do not sell, and insists that after we leave Lidl, we drive all the way to Tesco just to buy some.

This infuriates me. How should I get my revenge? I’m thinking maybe I should have sex with her younger sister behind her back, but I think that may be too extreme. Do you think just maybe just fingering her sister would be more reasonable?

I’m at a loss what to do for the best. As Everton’s beans expert, what would you do?

Waiting anxiously
Lee

Get in there son!

 

[Joey66]

Did I start something here - like I used to be a poet & didn't know it lol

 

[Jimishorts]

she will only eat “proper” Heinz beans.

Definitely a keeper, if she only eats Heinz, imo.

 

[Billy Dean]

Dear Dele,

Beans, gotta be Heinz.
Strained so they’re not too saucy.
One small knob of butter so they’re nice and creamy.
Cooked on the hob.
4 slices of whole grain toast.
Salt and pepper to taste.

Now get on and get some goals, you bean microwaving scruff.

Much love Jimi.

That's no way to eat beans.

 

[Jimishorts]

That's no way to eat beans.

In your opinion.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Dear Dele,

I hope you are going to show up the has-beans in the Everton squad.

Not asking for Fabian, Alex, Central, and Salomon

 

[fandjango]

Dear Dele,

Would you consider chickpeas to be a bean or a legume. If so, do you think its okay to deep fry them and serve with tomato sauce.

Asking for Harry Kane

Fried chick peas and a spoonful of Garam masala served in a roti mmmmmmm

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Fried chick peas and a spoonful of Garam masala served in a roti mmmmmmm

Dear Dele,

Is that microwavable?

Asking for, um, Dele Alli

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Dear Dele,

As you are clearly such a Gourmet, would you object to the nickname Deli? Be warned you may find Big Sal Ron hanging around you an awful lot.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Dear Dele,

You may have split the fanbase already. Top 3 pizza toppings. @LinekersLegs New member of Team PoP

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Dear Dele,

You may have split the fanbase already. Top 3 pizza toppings. @LinekersLegs New member of Team PoP

Love how he's a bit limited in his horizons.

Harry Kane. Um, Harry Kane, and um, Harry Kane.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Love how he's a bit limited in his horizons.

Harry Kane. Um, Harry Kane, and um, Harry Kane.

I know - Bless him.

 

[Jimishorts]

Dear Dele,

You may have split the fanbase already. Top 3 pizza toppings. @LinekersLegs New member of Team PoP

Pineapple? I‘m out.

The only acceptable answer would have been, scampi fries, frazzles with a drizzle of Lilt.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Love how he's a bit limited in his horizons.

Harry Kane. Um, Harry Kane, and um, Harry Kane.

Always thought of him as a bit of a bell, going to have to give him a chance now he is at Everton and likes PoP lol

 

[lancs blue]

Do you use chopsticks to eat the beans