Ask Dele- Beans

[chrismpw]

Dear Dele
I like my beans with curry powder stirred in.
Or grated cheese.
Or marmite.
Or mixed herbs.
Or mixed herbs and cheese.
Or just on their own.

Score goals for us!

 

[COYBL25]

Dear Dele
Can you eat curried beans
Or chickpeas by all means
The draft of wind will make you run faster
But the smell from your arsp may be a disaster
Carry on eating beans, & you can become a master

Bed.

NOW.

 

[COYBL25]

Dear Dele
I like my beans with curry powder stirred in.
Or grated cheese.
Or marmite.
Or mixed herbs.
Or mixed herbs and cheese.
Or just on their own.

Score goals for us!

Bed for you too.

 

[Martin Alvito]

Dear Dele,

Welcome to Everton, lad. Hope you aren't lurking. Can't be good for your sanity, that.

 

[peteblue]

Is this the drunk thread?

I’m in…..

 

[peteblue]

Dear Dele, ignore all the arse bandits in here and I wish you well playing in front of a full house GP all roaring you on……

 

[Tramps_mate]

Dear Dele
I like my beans with curry powder stirred in.
Or grated cheese.
Or marmite.
Or mixed herbs.
Or mixed herbs and cheese.
Or just on their own.

Score goals for us!

What the fu....

 

[ste d' indica]

Dear Dele,

I like my beans tossed, along with my salad.

Please don't be crap.

Ta.

Ste.

 

[chrismpw]

What the fu....

Try it.

Thank me later.

(Bunch of savages in here ffs!)

 

[tim gabbott]

Dear dele do you like licking and flicking the bean as much as me

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Dear Dele
I like my beans with curry powder stirred in.
Or grated cheese.
Or marmite.
Or mixed herbs.
Or mixed herbs and cheese.
Or just on their own.

Score goals for us!

Mrs Chrismpw mustn’t have a sense of smell

 

[kev]

Dear Ali,
I like my @BainesontoastNEW OK ?

 

[Jimishorts]

Dear Dele,

Beans, gotta be Heinz.
Strained so they’re not too saucy.
One small knob of butter so they’re nice and creamy.
Cooked on the hob.
4 slices of whole grain toast.
Salt and pepper to taste.

Now get on and get some goals, you bean microwaving scruff.

Much love Jimi.

 

[chrismpw]

Mrs Chrismpw mustn’t have a sense of smell

Its true that some days she doesn't come near.

 

[Lee Smith]

Dear Dele

Me and my wife shop in Lidl, but whenever we need to buy baked beans, she is adamant that she will only eat “proper” Heinz beans, which Lidl (more often than not) do not sell, and insists that after we leave Lidl, we drive all the way to Tesco just to buy some.

This infuriates me. How should I get my revenge? I’m thinking maybe I should have sex with her younger sister behind her back, but I think that may be too extreme. Do you think just maybe just fingering her sister would be more reasonable?

I’m at a loss what to do for the best. As Everton’s beans expert, what would you do?

Waiting anxiously
Lee