Deckard2049
Player Valuation: £15m
Keane and Jagielka are well in front of him. His physique is awful. Completely let himself go over the summer. Should be fined for it.
Spot on. People might say it's an unrealistic expectation that a player doesn't gorge himself on Five Guys in the post season and that it's up there with bemoaning that our good old nurses and soldiers don't get paid as much as footballers, but come on man. Relaxing on your diet and training is one thing, but he's just gone too far. At 32 as well you're never going to recover your physique and fitness back as quickly as you did in your 20's. The minute we signed Keane he should have put down the burger and stepped on the treadmill if he wanted to keep himself in proper contention. If we sign another defender delegate him to caribou cup duty.