Ashley Williams

[Goat]

I know mate. But not sure how he'd know when we would make any announcement. Especially when they are so random at it.

Hes been guilty of trying to 2nd guess Everton, something many, many foolish men have tried in the past.

People think its a case of the player signs and then we fire up Twitter, im going to assume the following happens.

We have bid accepted
Player has medical
Player signs contract
Player then has cringe photos take
Player than has cringe interview
Player then koffs and looks at some houses
Everton fire up the twitter hamsters
5 hours later we announce

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Hes been guilty of trying to 2nd guess Everton, something many, many foolish men have tried in the past.

People think its a case of the player signs and then we fire up Twitter, im going to assume the following happens.

We have bid accepted
Player has medical
Player signs contract
Player then has cringe photos take
Player than has cringe interview
Player then koffs and looks at some houses
Everton fire up the twitter hamsters
5 hours later we announce

And somewhere in-between the media team knock together them snazzy pictures.

 

[BlueToff]

And somewhere in-between the media team knock together them snazzy pictures.

and make brews mate

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

and make brews mate

And finger sandwiches... so much to do so little time.

Think they'll just announce it tomorrow now for the lolz

 

[everton2004]

And finger sandwiches... so much to do so little time.

Think they'll just announce it tomorrow now for the lolz

Now that's just wrong, weridos at FF

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Now that's just wrong, weridos at FF

Eh they dont get apple pie, they have to stick with getting their jollies with salmon, chicken and egg mayo butties

Dirty buggers

 

[Connor]

Announce it ffs @Koeman

 

[everton2004]

They're preparing to fire up the Twitter machine.....

 

[Saint Domingo]

State of this place when we actually make some signings. Not happy when we're not making signings, not happy when we start making signings.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

COMMENCE OPERATION ANNOUNCEMENT

 

[matty1878]

Wake me up when he signs

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Probably waiting till we tie - up Bolaise, then announce him and Williams together.

 

[John Osters Love Child]

Probably waiting till we tie - up Bolaise, then announce him and Williams together.

as a fitting tribute to Straq & Drenthe no doubt

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

as a fitting tribute to Straq & Drenthe no doubt

Wonder what they're both doing now.

 

[John Osters Love Child]

Wonder what they're both doing now.

I saw Drenthe play a couple of games for Reading a few seasons ago. Absolutely dire! Staq, i can only assume is locked away in some maximum security Cuban jail for crimes too horrendous to mention.