Transfer Rumour Andriy Yarmolenko

[Shibbywiggles]

I am starting to suspect who you are mate.

That's Toby mate, he's the Rhymedog

 

[Deco]

How can anyone say this lad can't be our 10?

 

[EvertonRhys]

I absolutely hate all of this 'preparing a bid', 'attempting to sign', 'poised to', 'considering making an offer to' type stuff from journalists.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

I absolutely hate all of this 'preparing a bid', 'attempting to sign', 'poised to', 'considering making an offer to' type stuff from journalists.

"upped their interest in"....urgghh.

 

[Muggins]

I hope that this deal stays intact,
If not, then the board should be sacked,
But if you want the truth,
I'd stake tail and tooth,
On the reporting of Sportofact

That wasn't bad mate. I'm looking for more attitude with at least one nationality reference to said player and a pun included.

I still think your work would be more appreciated as a SoundCloud sound byte over an original Rap composition.

You'd gather a fan base, t-shirts, all sorts, we could be in for a mint. I'm your agent.

 

[maccavennie]

How can anyone say this lad can't be our 10?

He can't mate cos Lukaku is our number 10.

Sorry

 

[barneygumble]

How can anyone say this lad can't be our 10?

Rom says do one.

 

[Groucho]

It's on. Maybe. Nearly. Almost. In a bit.



Edit - just seen this has already been posted a few pages back

 

[ToffeeDoug]

He can't mate cos Lukaku is our number 10.

Sorry

Eh, after all the speculative transfer fuss we already have a no.10?

 

[thirdmantackle]

Are we really saying this is on?
Imagine the popcorning

 

[maccavennie]

Eh, after all the speculative transfer fuss we already have a no.10?

I know mate. It's not a number 10 we need, it's a 37 we've been missing so far.

 

[zirc]

It's on. Maybe. Nearly. Almost. In a bit.

*effort intensifies*

 

[blue4eva77]

It's on. Maybe. Nearly. Almost. In a bit.

Goodness me.

GOODNESS ME.

 

[blue4eva77]

Are we really saying this is on?
Imagine the popcorning

Imagine the kin welcome he'd get.

I'm like a big kid here. Seriously need to get a grip

 

[ToffeeDoug]

He can't be that good though. Because that would make him a footballing Jesus.

Certainly no yarmdog.