American English

[blue61]

It's like crip walking, but for Christian rappers...it's pretty whack, yo.

 

[Pagan_83]

You can make fun of how we speak all you want, but truth be told, I understand maybe 75% of what you guys say on here, and that's being generous.

And seriously, WHAT IS IT WITH "PROPER ENGLISH" AND THE LETTER 'U'?? It's like someone let it off the leash one night and it just wandered around the dictionary and got so comfortable no one had the decency to tell it to go home.

As for this:http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/things-the-uk-does-that-the-us-needs-to-start-doing I have loads of problems with that list...

 

[formerly manx toffee]

You can make fun of how we speak all you want, but truth be told, I understand maybe 75% of what you guys say on here, and that's being generous.

And seriously, WHAT IS IT WITH "PROPER ENGLISH" AND THE LETTER 'U'?? It's like someone let it off the leash one night and it just wandered around the dictionary and got so comfortable no one had the decency to tell it to go home.

As for this:http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/things-the-uk-does-that-the-us-needs-to-start-doing I have loads of problems with that list...

Probably best see a psychiatrist.

 

[Pagan_83]

Probably best see a psychiatrist.

Sorry, let me try again.

I've got wollons in me poskit 'bout that gindlebash. Lad.

(was that right?)

 

[chicoazul]

You can make fun of how we speak all you want, but truth be told, I understand maybe 75% of what you guys say on here, and that's being generous.

And seriously, WHAT IS IT WITH "PROPER ENGLISH" AND THE LETTER 'U'?? It's like someone let it off the leash one night and it just wandered around the dictionary and got so comfortable no one had the decency to tell it to go home.

As for this:http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/things-the-uk-does-that-the-us-needs-to-start-doing I have loads of problems with that list...

Monster.

What do you call a car exhaust? Come on, fess up.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

[video=youtube_share;7NNhfDnsU8g]http://youtu.be/7NNhfDnsU8g[/video]

 

[Pagan_83]

Monster.

What do you call a car exhaust? Come on, fess up.

Smoke-push-awayer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz4Ps55Rx40

 

[chicoazul]

 

[chicoazul]

Smoke-push-awayer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz4Ps55Rx40

Hahahaha. MUFFLER, it's a MUFFLER man!

 

[Kurt.]

Hahahaha. MUFFLER, it's a MUFFLER man!

*Giggles*

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

it's a trunk ffs, not a boot...boots go on your feet

 

[Fensta]

Calling football boots "cleets" is a bit strange.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Not even really a boot though, is it...I recommend an online petition to change them to the universal name of Dixies.

#evertoninnit

 

[icburns]

Calling football boots "cleets" is a bit strange.

CLEATS, LAD.

 

[ChicagoToffee]

Monster.

What do you call a car exhaust? Come on, fess up.

It's an exhaust, mate. Boss cars have dual exhaust. Yet, some of my countrymen call it a muffler and in their defense, saw one out of a car's exhaust and turn the car over - deafening. At least we don't put them on lorries. Does a truck lorry? Is lorry a verb or some word Roald Dahl made up? In all respects, Dahl is completely awesome.

Admit that the amount of attention you spend on Yank English is mild in proportion to your jealousy.

Douche bag might now be one of the most useful words in the States. Your equivalent? There is none. That's pure US.

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