Thuck ma Baws
Player Valuation: £8m
1994, Wimbledon nuff sed. They were drooling over the thought of us going down.
I've thrown this back at them because they seem to have completely airbrushed it out of history! I remember the blue coffins they had ready for one of their famous marches through Stanley Park.
I told one of them that I wanted Everton to beat Man City but if losing meant that they wouldn't win the league then I wouldn't be too arsed. He said I should give him my ticket to the game because he'd be supporting Everton more than I would. They really don't get it.