Confirmed Signing Allan

[wainy]

I heard they were all back at Ancelott’s house after the meal and James throws a bag of the white stuff on his desk. He goes;
“Eee aaarrr Ancho lad” in his newly found Scouse accent, “get a bit of this up yer beak kid”.
Allan and Doucoure are proper confused and don’t know how to react. James turns round and says “aaahhh only messin lads, it’s not real! ”

Everyone looks proper relieved and burst out laughing doubles over in bulk. Allan shouts out “yer effin got us there lad but I still would of had a stripe yano! ”

It’s about as funny as some of the made up stories in here anyway.

Reported

 

[Jayhow15]

Reported

Grass( or was it bugle?)

 

[blulouie]

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He then went on to star as jorge villalobos, Ben Stiller's potential illegitimate son in meet the fockers...

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Jorge Villalobos

 

[witchdoc187]

Is this Allan from Napoli? Blimey they kept that under wraps.

 

[MikeB1980]

Since the champs league left itv I don’t see any of it unless i happen to be out for drinks with friends when a games on, and then I’m not really watching it as I’m chatting with my mates, so I’ve absolutely no idea how good this lad is, but I love the signing anyway.

I love what he’s said in the bbc article. It proves we’re serious and it proves Carlo is a pull to players.

A lad who has played for him before is desperate to join and you just can’t believe he’d be here otherwise. Rodriguez the same.

Having a proper manager, respected in the game and for whom players want to play, is massive.

You can have all the money in the world, but with managers like Silva you’re never going to be at that top table.

We’re miles behind the best teams, and that’s not gonna change overnight, but this is a serious step in the right direction. It’s a foundation. It’s hope.

 

[thevorpalblade]

I love what he’s said in the bbc article. It proves we’re serious and it proves Carlo is a pull to players.

Carlo's appointment is the most important signing we've made in years.

 

[Timhowardsswearbox]

Didn’t think he’d have a scouse accent like, banging.

He’s been watching old videos of Stcheve McLaren from his time in Holland.

 

[dublinbluenose]

Rico slating our midfield here

 

[ToffeeDevil]

Rico slating our midfield here

God I love richy

FFP be damned, we need to keep him at all costs

 

[ProZ]

God I love richy

FFP be damned, we need to keep him at all costs

Will be alot easier if the team starts to play something that resembles decent football.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

I think this signing also helps in terms of Gbamin given time to recover,

 

[diggerdestroyer]

THE PITBULL

 

[GwladysBlue]

He should be made captain straight away NEA.

 

[BiggyRat]

I've gotta ask, did he arrive at the announcement in a Red hatchback?

 

[Daytripper]

He should be made captain straight away NEA.

Not a bad idea sir