Confirmed Signing Allan

[bullybeef]

Well in Allan my son!

Great to have you on board. Make sure you rip in to the soppy bollock players we already have.

 

[PITA]

Brands wore that last night so reckon they did all the media stuff for all 3 yesterday.

Maybe he copped off and hasn’t been home to change?

 

[Carlito]

Very pleased with this.

 

[the_toffees_bosnia]

do we now have a two best Brazilian players in EPL ?

 

[flibbyflob]

do we now have a two best Brazilian players in EPL ?

In fairness the keepers are pretty good at City and RS.

 

[mightymoyes]

Any chance he gets a run out today?

 

[Jim Hopper]

Any chance he gets a run out today?

Id say doubtful. Don’t think he’s took part in any training sessions yet has he?

 

[Seathestars]

Can’t wait to witness his snide.
Our very own bar brawling Diego Costa

 

[Blue_Berry]

Professor trumps architect.

To be fair, that's pretty good!

 

[Just me init]

I heard they were all back at Ancelott’s house after the meal and James throws a bag of the white stuff on his desk. He goes;
“Eee aaarrr Ancho lad” in his newly found Scouse accent, “get a bit of this up yer beak kid”.
Allan and Doucoure are proper confused and don’t know how to react. James turns round and says “aaahhh only messin lads, it’s not real! lol”

Everyone looks proper relieved and burst out laughing doubles over in bulk. Allan shouts out “yer effin got us there lad but I still would of had a stripe yano! lol”

It’s about as funny as some of the made up stories in here anyway.

 

[ProZ]

I heard they were all back at Ancelott’s house after the meal and James throws a bag of the white stuff on his desk. He goes;
“Eee aaarrr Ancho lad” in his newly found Scouse accent, “get a bit of this up yer beak kid”.
Allan and Doucoure are proper confused and don’t know how to react. James turns round and says “aaahhh only messin lads, it’s not real! lol”

Everyone looks proper relieved and burst out laughing doubles over in bulk. Allan shouts out “yer effin got us there lad but I still would of had a stripe yano! lol”

It’s about as funny as some of the made up stories in here anyway.

 

[mightymoyes]

Id say doubtful. Don’t think he’s took part in any training sessions yet has he?

Might have had a kick about yesterday.
Just thinking that's why he was announced first. Probably not though

 

[BlueToff]

do we now have a two best Brazilian players in EPL ?

No

 

[riddick]

I doubt they'd toss him right in but, man, would it be great to see an actual midfielder in against Spurs..

 

[Jeff Jones]

Can’t wait to witness his snide.
Our very own bar brawling Diego Costa

Not too snidey, though. We want him on the pitch. not doing weeks watching the game.