Confirmed Signing Allan

[Furey1878]

Embarrassing this now.

If you're talking about fans crying over transfer rumours then I wholeheartedly agree.

 

[tsubaki]

He’s now carrying his suitcase apparently so sounds closer lol

glad to hear he is carrying his suitcase; if he is one of the human scum who tows it behind him he can bloody stay in Naples

 

[tom_b1807]

I hope the unveiling video is just his suitcase being picked up from the baggage claim at John Lennon

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Allan's suitcase......Gona become a thing this isn't it?

 

[marnie]

FFS. He is going to have to iron all those clothes again. They've been in the case that long he will look like a right tramp when he turns up at FF.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Do we have our flight trackers on standby?

 

[Bainesy's Left Peg]

Allan's suitcase......Gona become a thing this isn't it?

100%. Been desperate for news on this. What do we reckon, signed by Friday? (worst case scenario)

 

[KaiserEFC]

I’ve said it before and I’ll reiterate it.

We live in the modern world, there are many technological achievements. One of these is “the aeroplane”. This flies through the air at great speed and as the crow flies (It isn’t a crow though) making it possible for a human being to go from one place to another in a time that just a century ago was thought to be impossible. Rich people can hire these out for themselves making this mode of transport even quicker and easier.

Napoli is about 3 hours flight from Liverpool meaning that in the time it would take Allan to get there some of your urine soaked sheets might not even be dry yet!

 

[Bullens Rd]

He’s now carrying his suitcase apparently so sounds closer lol

Probably be unveiled at Melwood by the end of the afternoon.

Everton that.

 

[Blue Shoes]

Embarrassing this now.

whole world is laughing at us

 

[mill]

whole world is laughing at us

 

[Exeter_Gently]

100%. Been desperate for news on this. What do we reckon, signed by Friday? (worst case scenario)

Ohhhh whiffy bantzz,kind sir.

 

[Zezti]

He’s now carrying his suitcase apparently so sounds closer lol

This sounds like the long-awaited prequel to:

 

[mahermi1]

Never mind Allan's bloody case, we need to get rid of all of our excess Baggage.

 

[barneygumble]

He’s now carrying his suitcase apparently so sounds closer lol

I can’t help but feel this has the potential to be the new Moutinho “Delegation” scenario which we’ll remember for years to come lol