Confirmed Signing Allan

[Glasshalffull]

No chance imo. He's physically mature, intelligent, strong, agile. He'll be great here.

Yehbutyehbutyehbut presumably not possessed of a sufficiently charmed life to be immune from the curse of Everton midfielders, and the Deus ex Machina disasters that follow. 1 in a thousand injury, mum decides she needs him near her after 6 weeks, alien abduction, etc. If he is actually any good, then the curse will inevitably strike him down within weeks of signing. You mark my words.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Yehbutyehbutyehbut presumably not possessed of a sufficiently charmed life to be immune from the curse of Everton midfielders, and the Deus ex Machina disasters that follow. 1 in a thousand injury, mum decides she needs him near her after 6 weeks, alien abduction, etc. If he is actually any good, then the curse will inevitably strike him down within weeks of signing. You mark my words.

Don’t be so utterly ridiculous.

As if it’s only midfielders

 

[ProZ]

I don’t think Italy is on the quarantine list yet

Would explain why his bags are packed incase he gets wind of an incoming quarantine.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

I mean, there's a reason I'm on a football forum and not working in a front office. He seems legit to me though.

Just been Evertoned too many times for my liking.

 

[The Missing Lineker]

Antigen testing before flying out, then strictly “bubble” living before further antigen testing on arrival will negate the need to quarantine.

 

[Goat]

Antigen testing before flying out, then strictly “bubble” living before further antigen testing on arrival will negate the need to quarantine.

Nope.

I mean you are not wrong, but sadly the rules dont allow for that currently in this country.

 

[The Missing Lineker]

Nope.

I mean you are not wrong, but sadly the rules dont allow for that currently in this country.

I read that this is how those clubs currently in non-exempt countries are getting around the quarantine rule. I stand corrected if that’s wrong!

 

[D*ck Solomon]

This singing needs to happen. If there is the slightest chance of us getting him then the club should be swift and decisive.

 

[SteStocksDJ]

This singing needs to happen. If there is the slightest chance of us getting him then the club should be swift and decisive.

I agree. Once he hears our pipes I’m sure it will hypnotise him into signing

 

[D*ck Solomon]

I agree. Once he hears our pipes I’m sure it will hypnotise him into signing

Hahaha. I wont edit it, so you can keep your moment in the sun.

 

[SteStocksDJ]

Hahaha. I wont edit it, so you can keep your moment in the sun.

I appreciate the commitment to my moment.

 

[H.H.]

Regarding players and quarantine, Harry Kane couldn't play in the pre season game yesterday because he was on holiday in the Bahamas when the country got put onto the list and he is now in self isolation so not good preparation for the first game against Everton.

 

[mightymoyes]

Regarding players and quarantine, Harry Kane couldn't play in the pre season game yesterday because he was on holiday in the Bahamas when the country got put onto the list and he is now in self isolation so not good preparation for the first game against Everton.

He'll probably still score at least 1

 

[davids]

Regarding players and quarantine, Harry Kane couldn't play in the pre season game yesterday because he was on holiday in the Bahamas when the country got put onto the list and he is now in self isolation so not good preparation for the first game against Everton.

And yet over the park, Austria is irrelevant.

 

[maccavennie]

He'll probably still score at least 1

On the bench and will still slot 3