Alien V Match-up...I'd love to see

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Alien v Johnny Heitinga
Reckon the Alien would get a kicking here

Alien v Paul the Octopus
Blood and tentacles AOTS

Alien v Alan Green
This will shut the fat boring **** up

Alien v Mikels Goat
Smash him Alien

Alien v Chris Kamara
Did you see that Jeff - "They're coming out of the walls!"

 

[HirsuteBlue]

"God damn walls*"

 

[bluebastardo]

Alien v Howard Webb
Alien given final warning.

 

[chicoazul]

Alien v Kev from the Clubstore.

Alien v Moaty

 

[Muggins]

Some brilliant work lads.

 

[toffeestillidie]

Alien vs. Iniesta

Alien throws his arms up in protests as he's sent off, while Iniesta rolls on the ground. Replays show there was no contact

Alien vs. Kenwright

He got sick of watching space

 

[McBain]

Alien v yer mar.

In bed.

 

[chicoazul]

Alien v cheese on toast.

Only one winner there like, and it's not from another planet.

 

[Matt Damon]

Alien v Chico
Pineapple on pizza? Alien munches on popcorn

 

[chicoazul]

I've had yer martian.

 

[spikeman]

Alien v Matt Damon

Matt looks down for the count but with his quick thinking looks up "aliens" on wikipedia and figures out how to destroy it.

 

[heatmeiser]

Alien V Michael Barrymore.

The xenomorph was last seen giving it toes down the street with a wine bottle hanging out of his arse.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Alien V Mother Teresa

 

[Gazdalf]

Alien v Premature ejaculation.

In space, nobody can hear you apologise.