MercuryBlue88
Player Valuation: £6m
If the worst happens, im scared we will be stuck paying him his £100k+ a week wages in the championship, cause no other club is stupid enough to pay him even half that.
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PhilEFC
Player Valuation: £35m
Yeah. Nowhere near good enough. And he’s waiting to see where we are before he signs a new contract!
Can’t wait for the lot of them to go to be fair.
Same here. One of the most braindead footballers I've seen, plays like he's on a 5 a side pitch.
When he retires he'll be the same player as the one when he started. Has not developed one bit.
Bristol Blue
Player Valuation: £20m
He is so so bad at football. I swear he only gets into the team because he runs around a lot, because he offers absolutely nothing else.
Constantly gives the ball away when there’s a half decent attack building, and don’t get me started in his crossing
People were fooled by a few decent games under Lampard, and thought he’s worth a new £100k per week contract
… well that defo won’t be happening now!
Constantly gives the ball away when there’s a half decent attack building, and don’t get me started in his crossing
People were fooled by a few decent games under Lampard, and thought he’s worth a new £100k per week contract
… well that defo won’t be happening now!
Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £50m
Bingo. Dont know how many times ive raised this. He has no desire in a tackle. None. Its all fake stuff with him.
It’s ok, he ran around a bit for 20 games and people actually wanted to give me a 5 year extension on £100k a week
5 goals in 116 games.
Remind me again why we struggle to score and are in a relegation battle??
5 goals in 116 games.
Remind me again why we struggle to score and are in a relegation battle??
Like a lot of the rest of them he has no obvious strong point to his game. Can't takle, can't go past a man, can't cross, can't shoot, isn't good in the air. He runs about a bit like a headless chicken. Christ, pay me half of what he gets and i'll do that for ya!
Goodisongang
Player Valuation: £25m
We shouldn't really laugh, because we are going down, but that's hilarious.
30m and 100k a week and that's his return, and he has the audacity to hold out for a new contract. Should be trying to give him away
And don’t forget the gushing in this thread over him running around a bit.
Turned in to prime Pirlo over night on here
KaiserEFC
Player Valuation: £70m
I think he might be so bad that despite playing the sport that flippantly rewards people who really aren’t very good at playing it with new £100k pw contracts on an almost weekly basis he’s going to end up without one, even after playing for one of the most financially inept clubs on earth
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