Basil Fawlty
Player Valuation: £35m
Faints*They also do a "Breakfast" and "Burger" pasties, both are boss. Viva Sheffield!
Faints*They also do a "Breakfast" and "Burger" pasties, both are boss. Viva Sheffield!
They also do a "Breakfast" and "Burger" pasties, both are boss. Viva Sheffield!

I HAVE LOCATED A DRIVE THRU GREGGS
I REPEAT A DRIVE THRU GREGGS
Where?Big news today.
I found myself in a strange shop. It looked like Greggs and Sayers, but it was called "Cooplands".
I strolled up to their counter. There. Central. "Christmas Pasty".
I sneered. I looked for something more familiar. No sausage and bean pasty. Not even a baked bean pasty. The one remaining meat and potato pasty didn't look great. I pondered for a minute, before I could detect annoyance behind me for holding up the queue.
Curiosity got the better of me. "What's in a Christmas Pasty?"
Well, my vocabulary doesn't possess the superlatives to describe just how outrageous this pasty was.
I don't say this lightly.
It destroyed anything Greggs or Sayers have ever produced.
Find this mythical shop called 'Cooplands'. Purchase the 'Christmas Pasty'.
Thank me later.
I HAVE LOCATED A DRIVE THRU GREGGS
I REPEAT A DRIVE THRU GREGGS
Evening KurtA flying insect just flew into the kitchen and exploded ....I think it was a Jihaddy Long Legs....!
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