Advice sought ... sexy neighbours

[Dylan]

After your finger is in her butt you can ask her name

 

[Matt Damon]

So how would you introduce yourselves...

Knocking on her door might make her a tad uncomfortable?

So whats the options?

 

[peteblue]

Next time she spots you 'filling your kettle' you should just flop it out (not the kettle), slap it on the kitchen sink balls'n'all.

If she calls the police, she isn't into you. If there's no knock on the door.. result!!

But does she have a magnifying glass......

 

[TX Bill]

Voted no.

Why?

Cause if things don't work out, it's not like you (or she) are willing to move to avoid each other or the awkwardness. Lots of other options out there. Won't discourage you. Just not something I'd probably pursue.

 

[sharron]

dont become the neighbour she has to avoid lol

im going with polite smile and nod when your filling the kettle, build on it casually from there to hellos if you see her in the street, then club her over the head lol

 

[fozzy]

Just dont ever show her any of your posts.

crikey where you been too mate?

hope all is well!

nice to see you back!

 

[Hilga]

So how would you introduce yourselves...

Knocking on her door might make her a tad uncomfortable?

So whats the options?

This is hopeless.

 

[Nordecke]

Just dont ever show her any of your posts.

welcome back mate..

 

[heatmeiser]

So how would you introduce yourselves...

Knocking on her door might make her a tad uncomfortable?

So whats the options?

Send her a pair of your grundies in the post. The ones with your name sewn in them obviously.

 

[Hayee]

Go round, shag her, if she looks anything but pleased shout SURPRISE! That way its surprise sex and not rape!
Honestly, get to know her. She might be a tit/taken/one of those HOMO-sexuals

 

[Matt Damon]

Go round, shag her, if she looks anything but pleased shout SURPRISE! That way its surprise sex and not rape!
Honestly, get to know her. She might be a tit/taken/one of those HOMO-sexuals

Yes but Hayee. How do you "get to know her" ?

Explain please.

 

[Nordecke]

Voted no.

Why?

Cause if things don't work out, it's not like you (or she) are willing to move to avoid each other or the awkwardness. Lots of other options out there. Won't discourage you. Just not something I'd probably pursue.

Valid point worth considering..

*(whispers to Bill) not that it matters, the lad is scared of p!@#$

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Just knock and ask if she has any bulltip wart cream.......


She'll swoon over you.

 

[peteblue]

Who voted No ?

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Stick your head out of the window and shout "will you go out with me"

Over and over again at least 17 times a day until she gets so fed up with you she says yes to shut you up.

Then on your first date tell her all about the new UEFA fair play financial regulations. Guaranteed she'll let you finger her under the table by the 47th time you tell her.