Advice sought ... sexy neighbours

[chicoazul]

Fess up, which one of you monsters has got a hold of Matt's number?

I'm not going to let you get away with it.

 

[mezzrow]

Fess up, which one of you monsters has got a hold of Matt's number?

I'm not going to let you get away with it.

cuff him, now. Monster.

 

[Matt Damon]

Here you go Matty. Just watch this instructional video and you'll be spunking on her tits in no time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igi9u6X4y-s

Life imitates art.

[video=youtube;igi9u6X4y-s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igi9u6X4y-s[/video]

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Life imitates art.

[video=youtube;igi9u6X4y-s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igi9u6X4y-s[/video]

Anyone else wanting relationship advice please contact www.The-golden-visiondatingservice.com

 

[thebluefox]

has/nt he wewooed her yet.listen ive got a little scottie dog here .last time he got is nat king cole, mud were number 1 with tiger feet.hes got a sack on him like bella lugosei. send her address round and ill fetch him over.

 

[Elong]

Matt's sauced up lads, source got the number.
Nice work.

 

[sharron]

Im very proud
so did any of our advice work or did you just wash the dishes naked??:blink:

 

[mezzrow]

Found this on YouTube and thought of you, Matty. Hope this helps - pucker up, lad:

[video=youtube;pSJbwJB2nBU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSJbwJB2nBU[/video]

 

[Phenom]

have he poked her yet?

 

[chicoazul]

If you're not knuckles deep by now I'm mightily disappointed.

 

[spikeman]

If you're not knuckles deep by now I'm mightily disappointed.

He's Matt Damon. If he's gotten that far, he better be elbow deep.

 

[edge]

have he poked her yet?

hasnt texed her back yet, just has phone on vibrate with her message on show doing an ashley cole for now as he does the dishes, if she is doing hers at the same time, its almost like there having sex. texed sex only a little bit away from actully talking to her ,go on matt do it
ps matt practice safe sex take the charger out of your mobile before doing an ashley cole especially round the sink ,wet hand and leccy and phone down your y fronts not a good mix

 

[robbo1957]

Just read on another thread kitchen windows are hot property in Netherly with people staring both in and out.

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/33961-netherley-gran-caught-on-camra-having-sex-with-a-dog

 

[DualityNSNO]

Bumping!

Whatever happened there, Matt?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Restraining Order and banned from Internet use, which explains his absence from here for so long.