2023/24 Abdoulaye Doucoure

[Shibbywiggles]

I think he shows up to training each day, does an hour of finishing drills, runs a marathon and then goes home.

It’s the only logical explanation

Would expect it’s a double and marathon and he does the whole thing singing Spirit of the Blues then has a half of hour of smiling practice before heading home

 

[Blackwell Livermore]

He's our talisman.

Isn't that from the banana boat song? A bit racist don't you think?

I keed i jooke

 

[SJB]

Isn't that from the banana boat song? A bit racist don't you think?

I keed i jooke

A talisman is a lucky charm, or an object that brings good fortune. A talisman, in football, is a player that brings a team luck. When a talisman plays the team is stronger, and when the team doesn’t have their talisman, their fans and pundits wonder if they will be able to play well. A talisman often scores important goals, or creates lots of chances, and generally lifts the team’s spirits.

 

[msb]

Isn't that from the banana boat song? A bit racist don't you think?

I keed i jooke

Tallyman is somewhat different to a Talisman. Good effort, but don’t go to the top of the class.

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

Just imagine the mess we'd be in come January if he was going to AFCON.

We're already losing Gana.

 

[Bluebonic]

Tallyman is somewhat different to a Talisman. Good effort, but don’t go to the top of the class.

Bloody hell, now I’ve got Harry Bellefonte on a loop in my brain signing daylight come! :/

 

[Tel001]

Imagine being a Duke hater.

You know who you are.

 

[Tel001]

And he's done it on a side that has not been the most fluid, attacking side, to put it mildly.

We cannot be fluid in attack and he’s a major reason why we can’t , him, DCL and Harrison lose possession constantly

 

[ClausThomsen]

He's playing somewhere between an 8 and a 10 while being nowhere near a 9.

A mathematical quandary.

 

[PeregrineT]

Saw that hes scored 11 goals in his last 26 matches. Dyche has turned him into a double digit scorer over the course of a season, pretty incredible.

 

[Lineker]

I think he shows up to training each day, does an hour of finishing drills, runs a marathon and then goes home.

It’s the only logical explanation

You'll note that there is no technical drills in the programme you lay out there. Kidding aside, while his passing is abominabke, I have noticed in the past few games he has brought down some difficult balls beautifully

 

[MisterJ]

He's scoring goals, which is the hardest thing of all

 

[Sharpattack]

Saw that hes scored 11 goals in his last 26 matches. Dyche has turned him into a double digit scorer over the course of a season, pretty incredible.

Pity he can’t get Calvert Lewin into double digits. He is meant to be a striker FFS

 

[voodoobloo]

Pity he can’t get Calvert Lewin into double digits. He is meant to be a striker FFS

He’s getting into the right positions. It’ll come

 

[Cameron Manning]

Saw that hes scored 11 goals in his last 26 matches. Dyche has turned him into a double digit scorer over the course of a season, pretty incredible.

Yes he has scored some very important goals in those 26 games, let’s be honest he drives you crackers with his miss controlling of the ball, losing possession, poor passes etc, but if he can score another 11 goals in the last 20 odd games of this season he should make us more than happy with his goals contribution, I know I will be.