2022/23 Abdoulaye Doucouré

Bluerover

Player Valuation: £50m
He played well in the first half, don't judge him on one mistake. Hope he does like.
We keep making stupid mistakes that cost goals and completely undo 40 minutes of dceent work. Now we are again chasing at home.

A priority for the summer should have been to absolutely concentrate on eliminating stupid mistakes, and improve defending from set pieces. The latter seems to have improved a bit. But that was a stupid mistake.
 

diggerdestroyer

Player Valuation: £35m
Brainless. Doesn't matter who coaches you, if you are thick as two planks then it's wasted effort.
seems to run through the team. godfrey made a bad back pass which is excusable then came in 200 miles an hour with a brainless challenge. prob out for season.

pickford decided to keep the ball in for that play. brainless.

doucoure made 2 ridiculous decisions in arms around attacking player in peno box. it seems to be a consistent problem
 

Drico

Player Valuation: £35m
seems to run through the team. godfrey made a bad back pass which is excusable then came in 200 miles an hour with a brainless challenge. prob out for season.

pickford decided to keep the ball in for that play. brainless.

doucoure made 2 ridiculous decisions in arms around attacking player in peno box. it seems to be a consistent problem
Yup, can't disagree. We're not the brightest squad, it has to be said.
 

Big Sams Undies

Player Valuation: £8m
seems to run through the team. godfrey made a bad back pass which is excusable then came in 200 miles an hour with a brainless challenge. prob out for season.

pickford decided to keep the ball in for that play. brainless.

doucoure made 2 ridiculous decisions in arms around attacking player in peno box. it seems to be a consistent problem
Literally the difference between the top players and the bozos that we employ.
 

Drico

Player Valuation: £35m
Literally the difference between the top players and the bozos that we employ.
Pretty much. All of these lads can play, but the main difference between the top players and the mediocrities attracted to billionaire-backed Everton is upstairs. We have very few players with a bit of cuteness, wit, or nous about them.
 

Saint Domingo

Player Valuation: £80m
I thought that was the best game for ages for him aside from the obvious.

The obvious was pretty important though.

He makes too many mistakes and always has done. He’s just not decisive with anything he does. Yeah it’s good he’s got the legs to compete in there with the top players but he’ll never play for any of those clubs.
 

TheBigIguana

Player Valuation: £90m
He makes too many mistakes and always has done. He’s just not decisive with anything he does. Yeah it’s good he’s got the legs to compete in there with the top players but he’ll never play for any of those clubs.
I'm obviously not a huge fan still but at least today he was mostly positive when he had opportunities to be
 
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