A Grand Old Manager

[Bluebonic]

Anyone not picking Davek is a gobshite. He would volly 90% of the squad into oblivion after one training session

Problem is he wouldn’t stop once he had fired 90% of them from a cannon into the sun. He would then get the hump with the remaining 10% and want to assassinate them too!

 

[Moggers]

@Zatara is your only man

Zats first game in charge (not happy with our red away kit like...)

 

[Khalekan]

Zats first game in charge (not happy with our red away kit like...)

lol lollol

 

[msb]

The only choice is me. I have all the traits of our managers, only their most useful ones

I can drink like Howard Kendall
I can speak soothing words to fans whilst stabbing them in the back (Ancelotti)
I can say phenomenal (Martinez)
I can be completely disinterested in the club (Koeman)
I can be promoted to my level of incompetence (Silva)
I can rally the troops to perform in the occasional one-off game (Ferguson)
I can take a knife to a gunfight and make such pathetic excuses (Moyes)
I can be a gentleman whilst being shafted by the board (Smith)
I can be a dog of war (Royle)
Despite the above, I can be a really, really super human being (Harvey)

 

[Shibbywiggles]

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If you elect me this will be the team Everton 2026

It’s a no from me, half these players are unfit

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

It’s a @davek and Damo dream-team for me. With @Zatara as chief scout and @MikelsGoat as the Finch Farm tea-lady.

 

[Zatara]

It’s a @davek and Damo dream-team for me. With @Zatara as chief scout and @MikelsGoat as the Finch Farm tea-lady.

Id quit on the first day citing 'irreconcilable differences' lol