A Grand Old Manager

[18Chris87]

Throwing my name into the hat here, after a few pints down the boozer I've decided to get rid of Iwobi, Bernard and Gomes and bring in Rabiot, Chukwueze and Aarons. I can spell and pronounce most players names and you can all call me nasty words after the game and I promise I won't mug you's off for madrid.

 

[tommye]

You would have been the last person on my list as anti-Goat.

/disappoint

I'm not anti Goat.
He is like a brother to me.

This just ain't for him

 

[Martin Alvito]

I'm not anti Goat.

He is like a brother to me.
This just ain't for him

OK, but I thought you were 100% on board for /popcorn.

 

[tommye]

OK, but I thought you were 100% on board for /popcorn.

I'm past caring tbh

I'm just glad I don't have to watch us play for the next 8 weeks or so.

 

[Martin Alvito]

I'm past caring tbh

Everton that.

 

[wm02]

Darren78

 

[Nymzee]

Great.

A squad of 14 year old anime characters awaits us all.


Dafuq JJ???

Excuse me?

15.

 

[tommye]

Excuse me?

15.

You can argue that one with Barry Bennell's mate.
I've given up

 

[larbert toffee]

I'd go with @davek but with Leighton Baines as his second in command.

Date would refuse to get anymore than 72 points in the league.

 

[Zatara]

@Nymzee with @Zatara as his chief scout. Match made in heaven.

I'd have @catcherintherye as manager.

Simple team talks...

"Win...or read".

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

I’d go with myself. With @Eggs as my assistant.

 

[ElGato]

If you elect me this will be the team Everton 2026

 

[degsy]

it is time for us to be led thru the @davek ...'put his money where his mouth is' era buddies.

Fixed that for you mert

Edit; are you still allowed to beast players up and down the sandhills?
(asking for a bald friend in Burnley)

 

[Martin Alvito]

I'd have @catcherintherye as manager.

Simple team talks...

"Win...or read".

Probably the best shout on the forum. Replace motto with 'Get smart or die, RS [Poor language removed].'

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

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If you elect me this will be the team Everton 2026

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