ah the old 'perry wedge' when fred perry sweaters and sweatshirts hit the scene, just before the more expensive italian gear.
(did you look like 'fukc off mcmahon mate, when he was a blue)
I can relate to the last one, as i regret when I last had big hair goin' in and saying just take it all off (after about 43 years of non-coiffery), feckin stuff wont grow back now, I have to say though, since i've kept going all off comletely, it seems to be needing to be done more often.
I have to discharge some epi-pens for disposal (adrenaline) thinking of doing them into a bottle and rubbing it on my nog, it could be 'the cure' that baldies have been waiting for.