40% of British men watch online porn...

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It's a mate of a mate story so not sure of it's authenticity.

A lad who I played soccer against had a very tight foreskin and as a result used to keep a pot of lubricant next to his bed. Those japesters he rented a house with (who I know and where the story came from) slopped a load of tobasco in the aforementioned pot one night in his absence. Something about no screams but the landspeed record to the bathroom broken.
 
It's a mate of a mate story so not sure of it's authenticity.

A lad who I played soccer against had a very tight foreskin and as a result used to keep a pot of lubricant next to his bed. Those japesters he rented a house with (who I know and where the story came from) slopped a load of tobasco in the aforementioned pot one night in his absence. Something about no screams but the landspeed record to the bathroom broken.

delightful story that mate.
 
my mate fell asleep in the taxi rank over xmas and the lads in there debagged him and cs gassed his 'area', reckons it was like larva being poured on him, he ran to the sink and when he went to get his kecks and bills, they were set-alight on the path outside.

*not from the cs gas.... lighter fluid
 
It's a mate of a mate story so not sure of it's authenticity.

A lad who I played soccer against had a very tight foreskin and as a result used to keep a pot of lubricant next to his bed. Those japesters he rented a house with (who I know and where the story came from) slopped a load of tobasco in the aforementioned pot one night in his absence. Something about no screams but the landspeed record to the bathroom broken.

Brilliant.
 
I can't access porn on my computer due to blocking it off. When asked to apply a password I looked away and just typed some random keys. This was to stop my sons from looking . I have absolutely no idea what the password is. Damn :(
 
I realise its my own fault for giving this thread the title I did, but has anyone actually watched the show? :D

I managed to catch the last 15 mins or so, she takes an interesting view point and one I really can't argue with.

The selling out of the internet is now my friends, all the major sites now belong to the...."man". Youtube, Myspace etc. Those are expensive websites to run ( talking millions here) and the bills have to be paid sadly.

But the magic of the internet is that you can create other places, ( such as this wonderful site) free of corporations. I don't mean to be a brown nose here, but websites such as grandoldteam is what the internet really should be about. Now excuse me while I go wipe my nose. (y)
 
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