4 things you don't like...

[Morag]

You should enter Groucho in Britains Got Talent

Or the circus!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Can I make it 5 and add the duck lips thing for women's selfies...CHRIST. I want to punch every single one of you that does this, right in the clitoris.

If you punch them in the kisser though, they'll have permanent duck lips. Even aside from the moral aspect of not hitting women, aesthetically it's a no brainer too.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Or the circus!

To be fair, I'd pay to see an ugly penis that can swing both ways

I think the moral of this particular story is to never let your other half on GOT

 

[ijjysmith]

To be fair, I'd pay to see an ugly penis that can swing both ways

*unzips

 

[heatmeiser]

Can I make it 5 and add the duck lips thing for women's selfies...CHRIST. I want to punch every single one of you that does this, right in the clitoris.

 

[Brownie86]

I know you'll be disappointed, but we now can't be friends.

Devastated.

 

[bluemangroup]

Devastated.

That's cold. Real cold.

 

[Brownie86]

That's cold. Real cold.

Let's talk about things lid, which part of the list did you not agree with?

 

[bluemangroup]

Let's talk about things lid, which part of the list did you not agree with?

Rugby
The thick of it
The cinema
Seth Rogan I'm not all that arsed about.

 

[Brownie86]

Rugby
The thick of it
The cinema
Seth Rogan I'm not all that arsed about.

Rugby, I just don't like it. Boring.
The thick of it, just not my kind of program.
The cinema, don't agree with paying £8 for a ticket then get robbed on popcorn and drinks which cost £4 each.

 

[bluemangroup]

Rugby, I just don't like it. Boring.
The thick of it, just not my kind of program.
The cinema, don't agree with paying £8 for a ticket then get robbed on popcorn and drinks which cost £4 each.

I can see your point about cinemas. In order to redeem our floundering friendship, lets go the cinema and I will pay, yeah?

 

[Brownie86]

I can see your point about cinemas. In order to redeem our floundering friendship, lets go the cinema and I will pay, yeah?

Sounds good.

I went to see Need for Speed on Friday though so we cant watch that. The missus paid too.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

I can see your point about cinemas. In order to redeem our floundering friendship, lets go the cinema and I will pay, yeah?

If he offers you any popcorn decline Browns ffs.

 

[SerenityNigh]

A sh*t margarita (they do exist)
Soccer moms in massive SUV's who can't drive
Screaming kids
Raw celery

No kids eh?

 

[bluemangroup]

Sounds good.

I went to see Need for Speed on Friday though so we cant watch that. The missus paid too.

Ok. Well when I splash out on tickets, I expect a little in return if you catch my drift.