Rollo Tomassi
Player Valuation: £15m
The only thing i can think of is we need him for training drills, but he takes up a squad place that could be better utilised.
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Rollo Tomassi
Player Valuation: £15m
Don't price yourself out mate, Moshiri will give you a 4 year deal on 5k a week!
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
That's one strange looking dog
Daytripper
Player Valuation: £35m
Someone to volley the ball at when angry?
Drico
Player Valuation: £50m
The players who have gone: Kenny, Tosun, Delph, and Allegedylfi are expected departures. The test of the decision-makers at the club comes now in who they choose to sell. The early signs are poor in that, it appears, Kenny was offered a deal. He shouldn't have been. No matter how cheap the deal was - and it was clearly too cheap even for Kenny - he just isn't of the required standard. Lampard sill has big decisions to make on our sellable assets - Pickford, Richarlison, and DCL - and then the really telling stuff on our less sellable assets liabilities: Mina, Holgate, Godfrey, Davies, Iwobi, Gomes - and let's be honest, Gray and Townsend too. And then there is Coleman, who really should only be back-up now or good for the last 20 minutes.
I'm all for signing Tarkowski. He's a better, more reliable defender than what we currently have. But the reconstructive surgery is only starting now. We are a Frankenstein's monster of a squad. Frank will do very well to turn that into Prince Charming. Unless the lovely James returns. Rodriguez - not the Burnley grock.
I'm all for signing Tarkowski. He's a better, more reliable defender than what we currently have. But the reconstructive surgery is only starting now. We are a Frankenstein's monster of a squad. Frank will do very well to turn that into Prince Charming. Unless the lovely James returns. Rodriguez - not the Burnley grock.
Baggzio
Player Valuation: £15m
This is a good start. Offering Kenny a new deal was short sighted, good for the club that he rejected it and honestly good for the lad too, he'll end his career having earned millions regardless, might as well go play football while he still can. As for his spot in the squad he's the third choice right back and left back, Patterson would get all the minutes at right back that he possibly could've gotten and I think Nkonkou is more than good enough to be a backup left back in the coming year, seemed bright before he went on loan. If he's not ready then there's surely some youngster that'd be able to deputise for Myko who shouldn't be missing too many games to begin with.
Tony’s Carp
Player Valuation: £40m
I think Lonergan basically is functioning as an assistant keeper coach, and I imagine his wage is probably in line with that tbh.
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
We've obviously taken on Woy Hodgson as a consultant and he's had the strength to do what all the rest haven't, bin the lot.
Stephen Gibson
Player Valuation: £15m
Like after when an old cat has died I'm wondering for how long the club staff will still be finding bits of Tosun's hair around the place. Probably years.
So now that he's no longer employed by the club, can we speak about #10 yet? Or is that still verboten because it's still an open case almost a full fn year later for some reason?
MrGrumpy
Player Valuation: £50m
He admitted it, he was being blackmailed so went to the police
ArtetaMagic
Player Valuation: £15m
He'll be out in 2 and 1/2.
Paul Rideout
Player Valuation: £35m
I loved this post... Allegedylfi - brilliant.
But then we get to the liabilities list and that wet blanket Keane is omitted.
Dreadful post.
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