Drico
Player Valuation: £70m
Reminds me of RTE Sport during the 1994 World Cup when Maradona was busted for drugs...![]()
he did have a bit of help peaking though, and no, not Peking duck...
Bill O'Herlihy (crack presenter who liked to pretend he was an idiot despite being a top troll): "John, do we have to reassess Maradona's performances in Mexico now?"
John Giles (with a knowing smirk): "Bill, there isn't a drug in the world that would score you the goal he got against England."
Bill: "When you put it like that, John... Okey dokey."

GMT+1?