Hong Kong Phooey
Player Valuation: £8m
Really need to get those 3 points against Stoke first game!

*readies for vault*We'll be Bottom after the first 5.
We'll batter Stoke Chris, a nice, sunny August afternoon and send those troglodytes home soundly thrashed![]()
If we come out of the first five with 9 or more points we're set up for the rest of the season brilliantly.
Also worth nothing that due to europa we are starting earlier than most and should be fitter and sharper, and what better time to play the big boys at their places than when they're still a bit rusty.
Maybe our competive preliminary round fixtures of the EL will help the new players gel quicker and be up to speed quicker at the start of the season.Not the start needed when blooding in what will probably be a new team. In at the deep end then
No we won't!!We'll be Bottom after the first 5.