12 Shades of Blue

[Joao Moutinho]

Ok the calender is out, can some one please post Vellios!!

 

[Joao Moutinho]

 

[Baines' left foot]

*glues self to sofa with jizz*

 

[Roztitute]

Ooo-er.

 

[Username]

I want a high def Anichebe pic please.

 

[bluebottle]

*inflates paddling pool and proceeds to fill it with ejaculate.

 

[Joao Moutinho]

I want a high def Anichebe pic please.

[video=youtube;XnDjpUiKBmA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnDjpUiKBmA[/video]
was the first thing i thought

 

[Joao Moutinho]

*inflates paddling pool and proceeds to fill it with ejaculate.

I hope that pool isn't for your kids you monster

 

[bluebottle]

I hope that pool isn't for your kids you monster

Is it wrong for a grown man with no kids to have a paddling pool? It's like a holiday in your back garden, if you'll pardon the phrase.

 

[Joao Moutinho]

Is it wrong for a grown man with no kids to have a paddling pool? It's like a holiday in your back garden, if you'll pardon the phrase.

it's only wrong if you fill it with semen

if it's a result of this calendar it's slightly more acceptable

only slightly

 

[bluebottle]

it's only wrong if you fill it with semen

if it's a result of this calendar it's slightly more acceptable

only slightly

I will take that as a green light to get on with it.

 

[DanEFC92]

Like to know how they brought this up to Kev when he first joined, ''we do things a little differently at Everton....get ya kit off''

 

[bluejock]

They've leaned heavily on the "climbing backwards out the pool" pose.

I'd have preferred more flexing, perhaps an "Archer" here or there.

 

[Bainaar]

Surely thats not Nevilles body

 

[Joao Moutinho]

Like to know how they brought this up to Kev when he first joined, ''we do things a little differently at Everton....get ya kit off''

"Everton is a special club, with a special way of life, a special philosophy and true dedication to our fans... now get in the pool so we can take a few sexy snaps of you and the lads"