Moyes: what's the budget then Bill?
Bill:£30 million
Moyes: 'kin hell, Brilliant! I've got a good few ideas on how to bring in, you can start by wrapping Pienaar and Donovan up and I can finally bring Moutinho in, hehe get in there!
Bill:ermm.....
Moyes: WHAT!
Bill: APRIL FOOLS!
Moyes: It's June 2nd, you daft prick.