Goat

No, no he wasn't.

Wasn't great by any means, a little rusty at times, but he wasn't dire either.

I'm getting stalked by that Barlow cat.

He's banned for two weeks now the bad blagging fool.

Ripped you there lad.

Im not ruling out that he perhaps has visions of self grandeur. He earns six figures you know?

Its not my intention to bring chaos, I am risen from my eternal lurking by c*ntbuckets like Thomas posting self righteous cack.

Your alien tongue is quite a joy to behold when conversing.

I like you.

Now Im not entirely sure whether to take that as a compliment or an insult. Perhaps you would like to help me decide your intent.

Thank you for your kind comments on my user profile, I'm deeply honored and touched all at the same time.

Alright mate, just wanted to let you know that you're ok and not at all pathetic.

How are things, lad?

He came at me, haymakers all over the show.

Sleeping bag on Jagielka's lawn, nailed on.

Do you like my gift for davek?

Make your own David Cameron poster

He's ignoring me.

For the best really.

No offence taken.

Game's the game and I want it spiced up a bit on here x

Shame really, as I always liked Neo.