Confirmed Signing Merlin Rohl

[BainesontoastNEW]

Maybe he's disappeared.

Got sucked into a Röhlpool near the Hill Dick.

 

[tellmema]

Mädchen = Maedshen (and girls are neuter in German!)

Meh-t-sh-yen

 

[Victus]

Hate this guy already because of the jokes about his name

 

[Tramps_mate]

Hate this guy already because of the jokes about his name

My daughter already wants a shirt with Merlin on the back!!

 

[Shevin Keedy]

This reads like a GOT version of a haiku.

Matty has a knack for a haiku, check this out:

again that ( when it was done )

is lies were more scouse

should of been our fans

 

[OzarkBlue]

Just 3 more days of media production before the official announcement!!

 

[Bluerover]

Mädchen = Maedshen (and girls are neuter in German!)

Depends on where you are whether shen or khen. Huge variation in dialects. My brother lives in Basel and don't get me started on Schwytzerdeutsch!!

 

[heatmeiser]

If this deal fails the guy who does the paperwork needs to go. Takes far to long like he has OCD in going over and over and over before sending it off wouldn’t surprise me if he missed the deadline even though he had all day. Things need to change with how we do deals you get clubs that can do them in A few hours

Absolutely peak Everton transfer window to make something up and get angry about it.

Genuinely love it

 

[coollino]

The only good Everton player pun, which I think I invented, is Vicar of Dibling (for new signings Tyler Dibling). This thread is confirming this by the minute

 

[chicoazul]

Merlin is ours.

 

[heatmeiser]

The only good Everton player pun, which I think I invented, is Vicar of Dibling (for new signings Tyler Dibling). This thread is confirming this by the minute

I liked the one saying Merlin will be popular with the brass around town because he can Camelot

 

[Milkman]

Somebody right now is motion tracking his name to a gimbal shot of him silently screaming in front of a blue backdrop, while somebody else is busy exporting a video that is mostly about his opinion on the new stadium he probably hasn't been to yet.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Merlin is ours.

Goodnight and God bless?

 

[coollino]

I liked the one saying Merlin will be popular with the brass around town because he can Camelot

Yeah that one is good actually, I think it's the sausage roll ones that are embarrassing our fan base

 

[atrottel]

Depends on where you are whether shen or khen. Huge variation in dialects. My brother lives in Basel and don't get me started on Schwytzerdeutsch!!

Absolutely, I'm just going off the mountain German with a Tyrolean dialect!