Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[Esgehtvoran]

We will make our next signing after Elton Welsby has stuck a Mars bar up them. Unconventional medical but it’s why they take so long.

 

[matty1878]

Flake!

with ice cream or on its own

 

[Marcus Kendall]

Dunno about all this weird chocolate chat but a new signing would certainly give us a BOOST eh everyone

WISPA it quietly but I hear we may have some transfer news coming soon from Elton Welsby

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

with ice cream or on its own

thats a 99.

 

[Dixieslaces]

Freeze em first, so ive been told!


The Mars Bar, not the woman, that'll get you arrested!

*Off Topic* ( theres a joke in there somewhere!?


Grealish in, Mars bars out!

 

[matty1878]

thats a 99.

oh kinky

 

[jazzy]

Except they have a few players already who can cover #10 so he is not a guaranteed starter if he goes there.

Lost Madison and Son.

Kulesevskli ( or whatever his name is ) out injured.

Who else plays as a 10 for them?

 

[MrGrumpy]

We are doing well.

All our Transfer targets are going to Chelsea
Then Liverpool
An now Spurs

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Lost Madison and Son.

Kulesevskli ( or whatever his name is ) out injured.

Who else plays as a 10 for them?

Betancourt, Bergvall, Kudus?

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

oh kinky

thats a 69, do the maths....

 

[brettangellnightporter]

I knew a woman that like a Mars Bar in till it melted.

Sounds like a marathon session on the cards

 

[MrGrumpy]

Betancourt, Bergvall, Kudus?

I don’t get why people thinking Maddison out means Spurs are gonna spend 70 million on 2 players(Dibbling and Grealish)

 

[RalphDring]

Meanwhile In Leeds Jack Harrison has a missed call….

 

[matty1878]

thats a 69, do the maths....

well i never…

 

[Esgehtvoran]

AI slop is killing this transfer window.