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Want to play regular football Michael?

‘Nah I’m fine just sitting on the bench all season and coming on for the odd hilarious cameo where I cost the team a load of points by ducking under crosses, walking around the penalty area in a daze for no reason, and hilariously miscontrolling simple passes’

He's prone to an own goal & hand ball as well mate.
 
Was it successive games or 2 games in a short space of time a few seasons ago, where him and Holgate clattered into each other going for the ball and we conceded almost identical goals?

Still remember him v Brighton first game of the season. Just allowed the attacker to run right down the middle of the pitch and score whilst he ‘marked’ the bloke who was running away from the penalty area. He’s an absolute muppet.
 

2-0 up away at Villa, last few minutes of the first half, ball is crossed into your box and you have an opportunity to clear it. The opposition attacker is right behind you.

Do you:

A) jump up but then duck under the ball for no reason and let them score a completely unnecessary goal from nothing

Or

B) Wish you’d never started Michael Keane in the first place
 

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