Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[MisterJ]

Everton have been gazumped by Spurs and Daniel Levy

Newcastle and West Ham are also interested

 

[blue to the bone]

A tier z source

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Love all of this!
Seems a good down to earth guy with his head screwed on, talking his son up as new improved and not needing to be the big I am like many ex pros.

 

[neil999]

Sound's proper creepy that, doesn't it

Everton are lurking

Everton are coming in hard

 

[Neiler]

If only we’d known hitting up players parents on Social Media was the way to go with our recruitment overall!

 

[Axlswhk]

1.5m is well worth the investment. Even if he turns out to be average, we can still sell him to championship side for a small profit.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Remember we sent a " delegation " to Italy to uncover some gems that were under the radar? Didnt sign anything except the tabs at fancy restaurants and bars

How is it going 'mate'?

 

[Handball]

On the basis that I've really got nothing better to do I'm going to watch that Sky Transfer thing tonight and I bet I can script it better than they do.
Wedderburn "so then Mark McShiftygeezer, I'm hearing you've got something BIG and BREAKING for us?"
McShifty "That's right big movement, expecting big news any second naaaaah"
(phone rings)
McShifty "Important call Michael, big saaaawce innit"
Off camera but sound still on
McShifty "Awrite big Frank, wotcha got for me? Naaaah, nevah, you wot? Ten millyen faaaasand million faaaasands deal on the nose? Happening tomorrah? Say naffink yer say? Haaa much, ten millyen faaaasand faaasand billion?" "awrite and Mickey sez it's on?"
Wedderburn "so Mark, that sounded intense, what do you have for us?"
McShiftycockneychancer "I can't be revealing me saaaawces obvs Michael bit samfin in going up and dahn the Old Kent Road very soon for Milllyens and Faaaasands of paaahns for United and Chelsea M'Beumo and Ekitike, that's all I can say"
Wedderburn..."as always, you heard it on Sky made up Bollox and nonsense first"

 

[Neiler]

Anyone started an Everton transfer bingo?

What else can we add to it...

bed-wetters
flightradar
mulling
weighing up
go with what we've got
branthwaite to (insert any other club here)
richarlison
soucek
shoe-string budget

Africa Foot Understands.

 

[Neiler]

Don't forget the Muppets on a bike delegation meme.

It wasn't even funny the first 8000 times.

Steve Walsh with his brief case in Italy!

 

[COYBL25]

Everton are coming in hard

That sounds like a Jamaican porn movie.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

That sounds like a Jamaican porn movie.

Lots of "jerkin" and "jammin"

 

[The Bobble]

Someone you have never met, someone who had no idea whatsoever of the transfer or even the first contact with Charly Alcaraz who isn’t Angus Kinnear, Billy Mckinlay, Leighton Baines, Alan Irvine or David Moyes and has NEVER sat in a room with any of them discussing players is telling you what the exact thinking of them is about strikers? A digital drug dealer has you on emotional strings and you are paying that person for the privilege. Time to go cold turkey from the grifters mate, you seem unwell.

A digital drug dealer? Truly awful comment. To also suggest I have someone on emotional strings is also horribly wrong and unwarranted.

I am like any other Everton fan first and foremost and do not deserve to be labelled crap like this.

Did anyone have a clue about Alcaraz before Flamengo went rogue? Absolutely not! It happens, that’s football! It’s impossible to know everything and I have never proclaimed to know everything. Hate me, dislike me, or maybe don’t like information being spoken about, I’m not bothered anymore, I’ve heard it all, but to suggest I am also a grifter is ridiculous.

I tweet a lot of stuff which is often correct, talk on an Everton channel and know some stuff within the football world. Don’t like it, that’s fine, but bullsh*t like this being put on forums is bang out of order.

 

[Raino85]

That sounds like a Jamaican porn movie.

Last Night in Goodison

 

[Raino85]

A digital drug dealer? Truly awful comment. To also suggest I have someone on emotional strings is also horribly wrong and unwarranted.

I am like any other Everton fan first and foremost and do not deserve to be labelled crap like this.

Did anyone have a clue about Alcaraz before Flamengo went rogue? Absolutely not! It happens, that’s football! It’s impossible to know everything and I have never proclaimed to know everything. Hate me, dislike me, or maybe don’t like information being spoken about, I’m not bothered anymore, I’ve heard it all, but to suggest I am also a grifter is ridiculous.

I tweet a lot of stuff which is often correct, talk on an Everton channel and know some stuff within the football world. Don’t like it, that’s fine, but bullsh*t like this being put on forums is bang out of order.

Who are we signing mate?