RinkyDinker
Player Valuation: £750k
He ain’t a patch on Philogene’s agent who rocked up at Barcelona last season, and they didn’t have a jar of glue who he was. He then put all pictures of himself up on Instagram, strutting around Finch Farm pretending to talk on his phone,yet his phone was off. Got his dough when he pushed him towards Ipswich, with an extra few £££, so job done I suppose, but he’s a mongrel nonetheless. Not quite Odemwingie levelsSeems to be linked with every PL club at the moment, agent playing a blinder.