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I said back in January that after the two cup exits, he had to secure European qualification or face being replaced in the summer. Five games ago, we were outside contenders for a Champions League place. Three draws and two defeats later, we’re...

The moment that Van Dijk header went in you knew this season was no different to all the other near miss failures.

The results have been. The performances have been mostly below average all season. It’s actually been pretty impressive how consistent that piece has been. We do the same things basically every week.

No. Now he'll tell us how good we've been and make us all feel like we are a nothing club and that the gap from bottom to Europe cannot be bridged quickly despite the fact other clubs manage it. Cannot let this clown be in charge of transfers...

£40/50m of that is already spent too on Grealish and Rohl. We have to spent that to stand still.

Meanwhile, Palace are about to win their second trophy in as many years and get another season in Europe.

With all the talk of how positive a season it has been, including from the manager himself, I'd say we're about evens odds from finishing the season with just 2 more points than the previous two seasons. Interesting how much D Moyes has to...

Only because Sarr 50p headed it

Must win game you say? I'll swap Beto with Barry, give George 10 minutes and Charly 90 seconds. Has absolutely bottled Europe in a blaze of unimaginable shithousery that only Everton can produce

There is some progress, we didn’t concede a fourth consecutive injury time goal.

Rubbish recruitment. Players not ready for the start of the season (Kinnear’s own words). Abysmal home record. Both derbies surrendered in a cowardly manner. Both cups treated like an inconvenience and out to bottom half prem opposition. And now...

Yer; he’s going nowhere.

....WHY IS HE BRINGING ON GEORGE!?! We're, almost certainly, not going to buy him. Why not try a player we spent 40 fn mil on??? He's a disastrous coach for youth and squad management. I could tell you the exact subs he would make in the 5th...

We have been tediously inconsistent. Not won more than two successive games all season.

It’s fun because we’re not actually good defensively either and that’s finally catching up