Recent content by Pat's Van

RIP mate x

tell him we're all praying for him

relatively speaking

I'd be happy if he accessed fourth place

does it say "anus" ? no ?? no well tag me when it does

called it nine years ago, he's a flapper SACK THE BOARD !!!

isn't there a maccies by you ?

our rich sheikh brings all the boys to the yard and they say, he's better than yaaaaars so come down to goodison paaark... well you get the general idea

thread's a mess

are you not always drunk when you do them?

hairy moment

I'm waaaay ahead of you amigo

can we not have a go at tequila please

what? oh FFS *climbs back out of giant cake and gets dressed

wish we had more points