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BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS XG PASSING METRICS WHENEVER EVERTON USE A YELLOW BALL ON OVERCAST DAYS?

Hospital would be the most likely destination for him and his injury record.

I always do! lol

Paul Warhurst and Chris Sutton were centre halves before becoming strikers. Got bough for serious money as well.

Sandro being in there makes it.

If Neil Warnock can turn a right-back into a striker, I don't see what's stopping Marco from doing the same!

Thankfully any shouts for him have been shot down quickly

I’ve got a rule when it comes to us signing players from abroad: If I’ve heard of them, they won’t be signing for us. Sorry to disappoint lads.

I like the concept of him, but scratch beneath the surface and he really is a hideous and probably quite dangerous person.

As his righteous indignation enfolds and he starts with the insults, you can almost hear the hammer being raised. He will return.

Ricky reappeared to launch a scathing attack on our best player and anyone that rates him because he had the absolute bare faced cheek to take the Player of the Season award away from his dad. Then @roydo came in and canned him.

Shine bright Ricky you raving lunatic!

I don't think Lössl is bad. Those 3.14 goals per game have a lot to do with Ben Hamer being absolutely horrible though.

That was a good half day of quality entertainment