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Just gave my ticket to a rando tourist :coffee:

Minute 1 you might be right

He'll be sat on the bench with a bag of wine gums ,if he makes the squad at all .

Yes, mate. Windsor Park is a true melting pot for cultural diversity. FFS.

It'd be just like Moyes to put Graham on the bench on Monday to underline 'how much he's trying to bring younger players through'. It'd be like a glutton sprinkling a few grape nuts over the top of a huge Black Forest Gateaux.

I crown thee, king of analogies.

If there’s ever a game for Moyes to go cautious, it’s this one, considering how well City punish teams on the counter and switch play quickly. With this squad, there’s no sense going toe to toe with them, because every transition and every...

Because we're crap mate, simply that.

Me and my dad won the ballot for the Sunderland game and I was buzzing with European hopes and then we got beat at West Ham 🤣

I've been positive this season, however, I have been searching the Internet for a ted lasso gif that says "believing is futile"

Read the first line and thought "don't do it to yourself" Read the rest and thought "at least there will be chicken and beer"

I'm liking this version of you, Matty. I remember a time when forum members would have to talk you down off the ledge almost every other day. The present-day "positive you" is much better ;)

so you are saying that there is a 14% chance we won't lose then