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    Cricket

    Sure, but sulking and letting your 3rd rate bowler specifically bowl up balls so they can just be tonked for boundaries is beyond the pale. In my opinion.
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    Cricket

    And lower than shithousery with those antics at the end there. Honestly never seen such childish and unprofessional behaviour at a cricket match.
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    Everton 0-3 Bournemouth. Sat July 26th. 9 Pm.

    Brilliant reception from the crowd. All 6 of them.
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    2024/25 Nathan Patterson

    And Tony Thomas and John O'Kane and Peter Clarke and Cuco Martina say hi too.
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    2024/25 Michael Vincent Keane

    If every hotdog was perfect we wouldn't have dysentery.
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    Cricket

    Zak Crawley is Michael Keane's cricket twin.
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    Famous(ish) Everton fans

    Aren't Van Damme and Lundgren toffees too?
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    Famous(ish) Everton fans

    Loyd Grossman.
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    Match Thread Newcastle 0-1 Everton, Sun, 25 May, 16.00

    Give him some credit, he could usually be relied upon to wipe the residue of either of those on his head.
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    Match Thread Newcastle 0-1 Everton, Sun, 25 May, 16.00

    Thank you for coming Sorry that your face looks like frog spawn
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    2024/25 Jordan Pickford

    I've got something in my eye.
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    Favourite Non English Songs

    No idea what they are on about but this lot are brilliant.
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    Favourite Non English Songs

    This song is a chuffin disgrace.
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    Match Thread Everton 2-0 Southampton. Sun May 18th. 12 pm

    It's easy if you try.
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