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    Match Thread Arsenal 2-0 Everton. Sat March 14th. 5.30

    And two conjoined 16 year olds.
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    Do we need an anthem?

    The theme tune for The Professionals.
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    Everton transfers that seemed *done*

    Most days I wonder if Muller is still in the helicopter flying between London and Liverpool; in the papers at the time he was up there for about a week.
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    Moustaches

    NAE C**T LEAVES HERE UNTIL AH FIND OOT WHAE FLUNG THAT F*CKIN GLESS!
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    Match Thread Everton 2-4 Brentford. Sun Jan 4th. 3pm

    Who gave McNeil MOTM? Is his mum on here?
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    The Ashes 2025

    Rob Key is an orc who only cares about when the next free buffet is coming. "Meat's back on the menu boys!".
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    Underrated Comedy Moments

    I'm the same, but the problem is that when you try to explain it, it sounds utter rubbish. The reason its so hard to describe I think, that with Nathan For You, and The Rehearsal, Fielder has basically created a new genre of television.
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    Underrated Comedy Moments

    The greatest comedy series of the last 15 years and about 6 people have seen it.
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    So, who’s had a knock today then ???

    Actually he's a midfielder mate.
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    The post Match pro-Dyche vs. Anti-Dyche discussion/arena/aggro thread

    I think Dyche has taken this thread as far as it can go.
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    The Ashes 2025

    Erm, Stokes has played at least two legendary rear guard actions that I can think of. I don't think he will tomorrow, but you can't say he does,'t have it in his locker. But it is true there's no Jack Leach in this side.
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    Match Thread Everton 3-0 Notts Forest. Sat 6th December

    Unfortunately it's the 1986 Peter Gabriel single.
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