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    Best away game you've been to.

    QPR 2-3 Everton, 18 March 1995. Incredible game.
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    Match Thread AFC Bournemouth v Everton - Waffle, Match Report, MotM Poll and more waffle

    Yes inappropriate language. No need to use the Walker word.
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    2023/24 Youssef Chermiti

    If he plays like that for the Faroes he'll never get called up for the full Egyptian side.
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    Molly McCann is a treasure

    Technically a Polanski.
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    New Badge Soft Launch

    I think the new logo is amazing I love it but it would be even better if they made the design a bit less basic and maybe put EFC above it and a laurel on either side and maybe some find if motto on a ribbon underneath all on some framing device like a shield or something.
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    2023/24 Dele

    Need to make sure absolutely that there is an option to send him back to Spurs if this new loan doesn’t work out.
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    Match Thread Everton v West Ham United - Team Prediction, Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

    Yes, we should have chosen from all those prolific goalscorers we have.
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    Rank our recent managers.

    My ranks as follows: Lampard Major Mistake, Last Royal Hussars. Benitez. Private Parts third class, Spanish Republican Catering Corp. Koeman. Lance Corporal of Horse [Poor language removed], Orange Regiment. Allardyce. Chief Pusser, Keeper of the Admiral’s Gravy, HMS Juggy. Dyche. Stuff...
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    Match Thread Everton v Crystal Palace - Team Prediction, Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

    Dog pizzle.
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    2023/24 Abdoulaye Doucoure

    Douc is the highest rank of the British nobility and he’s been one for a while, it’s high time they made him a formal member of the royal family.
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    2023/24 Dele

    Finally! Here endeth the loan.
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    2023/24 Dele

    The cure to his illness is to end the loan.
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    Match Thread Fulham v Everton - Team prediction, Match Report and MotM Poll

    I wish he could be shut in an airless windowless box.
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    Match Thread Everton v Luton Town - Waffle, Match Report and MotM Poll

    Helluva guff that Beto is squeezing out there. Let’s hope he saved one to do in Barkley’s face.
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    2023/24 Dele

    Could work in our favour this, if we are canny. Send him back to Spurs as he's deffo not playing again this season. Snap him up on a free transfer in the summer.
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