Match Thread Everton vs Newcastle - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Azza]

Which one of you sold your spare to that lad then?!

 

[Dancing Pat]

Massive fine for us

 

[when i score we riot]

We are formally the superior degenerates in the league

 

[Neiler]

Finally we’ve a man on the front post!

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Let’s win this now, no more distractions or excuses!

 

[heatmeiser]

Could we not ask the lad to swap shirts with Iwobi before he's dragged off and hope nobody notices

 

[Nymzee]

At work next Monday

“What did you get up to last week mate?”

“Well…”

 

[devogue]

I hate hippies

 

[everton fan number one]

Wish he'd done this last week when we came out and were terrible off the restart- maybe it's tactical?

 

[Khalekan]

He must be a tree hugger….it says something about oil on his shirt.

 

[luuk_deventer]

 

[GETEM]

Kin el, they giving him a full tour of the pitch

 

[Marius57]

Massive fine for us

That's done us for financial fair play. Can blame him entirely now.

 

[chrissyjack]

Was he protesting about oil ?

 

[Deckard2049]

Looked like Jeffrey Dahmer.