2021/22 Salomón Rondón

[tommytowne]

Mark Robins saved Fergie.
Kevin Brock saved Howard
Step forward the Golden Salamonder.

 

[Thomasc]

in all honesty, we’d of been as well signing Troy Deeney who would have been guaranteed to have a better return than this pathetic excuse of a centre forward.

 

[trueblue84]

in all honesty, we’d of been as well signing Troy Deeney who would have been guaranteed to have a better return than this pathetic excuse of a centre forward.

We could've exhumed Dixie Dean and we'd have a more mobile striker than this chump. Rondon is the the biggest indicator that benitez is past it.

 

[Yarrgh]

Just a waste of a player on the pitch..5 yards away from getting on the end of any crosses., can't run in behind...for a big bloke seems easy to knock off the ball..hold up play generally poor..

And they are his main strengths too.

 

[Yarrgh]

Bet he's treating himself to a full English breakfast this morning, after yesterday's efforts

With a crafty sausage and egg butty as starter.

 

[Yarrgh]

Isn’t it mad that the likes of Stracqualursi would be lauded in this team. No noticeable skill whatsoever, but gave his all, limited though it was, every game he played! He would be getting cheered off the pitch after every match at the moment, just because he would have run his socks off!

Stracq gave everything he had. That's all you can ask. He'll always be an Evertonian for me.

 

[NewRadical]

Rumours in tomorrow's Press that he's just made it into the box to get on the end of Gray's first cross yesterday.

 

[Pat Butcher]

One of the biggest most fattest lumps to ever disgrace the Premier League

 

[Blueclouds]

I'm not angry with the lad, it's not like he not trying, he just not good enough. This is on Rafael

 

[witchdoc187]

Winning goal tomorrow

 

[ToffeeTim]

Imagine him trying to outrun Van Dijk tomorrow

 

[when i score we riot]

Imagine him trying to run tomorrow

 

[IsThatcherStillDead]

He's a Venezuelan Jon Parkin without the goalscoring instinct.

 

[Axlswhk]

Just looking at him on the pitch makes me sick. I Stop watching our games because of him.

 

[nsno-chris]

Slither away you lazy fat slug