2021/22 Salomón Rondón

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0-0 after 88 minutes. He gets the call from the bench.

[Poor language removed] Van Dyke is visibly rattled. Rondon easily takes the ball from him just outside the box and thrashes one into the top corner.

He celebrates by running into the crowd but whilst jumping the hoardings he only makes it half way and crushes his knackers. The guy never recovers but he goes down in folklore for the best 1 minute appearance in a derby we have ever seen.

You can all vault me later if this doesn't happen.

edit - (how the hell is the name of a film star bad language?)
 
Come on the Wrongdon!
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Not only does he owe us fans a massive performance, he owes his manager a match winning one. If this goes as tips up as I'm expecting, he'll have been a massive reason Benitez loses his job because no other mug will be giving this fella minutes.

He simply has to turn his firm around starting tonight.

5 goals please Sally!!
 



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