Marius57
Player Valuation: £50m
If only he was. We don't have any
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Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £40m
Not really. Im subscribed to the Everton channel so it came up recommended. I only watched the first few mins because i find it a bit boring. And the first few mins was them coming out to the training pitch and he looked as stiff as a board(insert your kenneth williams jokes here)
Its a delicious word though. Scrutiny. As you wonder how much went into this signing.
Id hazard a guess if they sent me over to china to watch him the report back would have been along the lines of..
Doesnt look fit. Can we afford to have an unfit striker as an option in worst case scenario that he has to play straight away. May take 6/8 weeks to get match fit.
If other options are being looked at. Might be worth looking at.
Terrarian
Player Valuation: £50m
Are you comparing a World class striker, who has consistently banged them in through his career to a journeyman who went to China and the only other interest in him was a Spanish second division side, come on dude at least use like for like but you won't find any.
Most of the top strikers in their 30s are the world class/elite bracket and have played for huge clubs, and looked after themselves to prolong their careers. This lad put his feet up aged 30.
Who, Lewandoski?
Would have been a great option to come off the bench when Sally Rondon needs a rest at the end of a game
I find it quite easy to watch his every move as he moves so little.
well he's only been on the roster for seven days, so I'm prepared to hope for better things in the weeks ahead as he builds up his fitness
What's this Roster he's been on? Is that some kind of meal he's been eating?
PaddyJames
Player Valuation: £25m
I've got nothing to say on this matter.
cjuk87
Player Valuation: £10m
I believe Roster is Venezuelan for "roast dinner"
davids
Player Valuation: £60m
Thought that was the name of the thing that turns a kebab,which might make sense.
A potato roster macca.
TimHowardsBeardJuice
Player Valuation: £30m
TimHowardsBeardJuice
Player Valuation: £30m
Not sure what the gorilla emoji is doing there.
Pretty sure that means
"Kicked a ball, not arsed, lunchtime, gonna eat like a Gorilla"
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Gash piss awful get this fraud away from my grate club!
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