The drunk thread

toffeestillidie · August 11, 2011

sober now but this thread should be sticky so i can find it when i'm drunk

bluejock · August 11, 2011

chicoazul said:
If you don't finger a girl in Newcastle then you are sh*t and your life isn't worth living.

This. A million times this.

If you don't head home from the 'Toon with smelly fingers then you might as well commit suicide by axe.

You also haven't experienced a night out there unless you've heard the mating cry of the Geordie male. Usually around 2am, outside a kebab shop down Quayside, you'll hear the cry; "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeeeeeer!"

Attenborough was going to make a documentary about them I heard

micknick · August 13, 2011

Wayhay!!!!

Jamo Martinez · August 13, 2011

I'd forgotten how much I got on with Whiskey. Great friends we are.

TheFinnFan · August 13, 2011

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chicoazul · August 13, 2011

micknick said:
Wayhay!!!!

Brilliant. The inner workings of Mick,s mind when he's drunk. He regresses to being five years old.

Phenom · August 13, 2011

chicoazul said:
Brilliant. The inner workings of Mick,s mind when he's drunk. He regresses to being five years old.

Aint you pissed yet sir?

chicoazul · August 13, 2011

Phenom said:
Aint you pissed yet sir?

Stood on Port Talbot Parkway surrounded by red Welsh shirts mate. All good

Phenom · August 13, 2011

chicoazul said:
Stood on Port Talbot Parkway surrounded by red Welsh shirts mate. All good

Good stuff mate, make sure you have you anti english songs ready.

chicoazul · August 13, 2011

Phenom said:
Good stuff mate, make sure you have you anti english songs ready.

I shall be joining in with pride mate. Meeting up with a good set of lads so I should learn some more.

Tubey · August 13, 2011

Where's the drunk thread?

I'm too drunk to find it. Biggest flaw of this forum tbh. Should be stickied.

BAN D/D FFS.

RFUS · August 13, 2011

You type remarkably well when pissed, mate.

Kudos.

chrissyjack · August 13, 2011

The Drunk Thread ? Maybe someone threw up all over it

spikeman · August 13, 2011

Tubey said:
I'm too drunk to find it. Biggest flaw of this forum tbh. Should be stickied.

BAN D/D FFS.

No typo's or grammatical errors = you're not drunk enough to use that excuse.

Tubey · August 13, 2011

RadioFriendlyUnitShifter said:
You type remarkably well when pissed, mate.

Kudos.

spikeman said:
No typo's or grammatical errors = you're not drunk enough to use that excuse.

UR GAY AND SHUD FEEL BAD FFS

Srsly though, five pints of homebrew, two glasses of that Grouse whiskey stuff and three cans of Export. I haven't drank in three years properly like.

I think typing has become instinctual.... ffs work etc.